misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

flawlesstrueperfection:

you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe

cuz u basic

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houseplantheart:


The Virgin Suicides

houseplantheart:

The Virgin Suicides

Would a person made completely out of chocolate cum peanut butter?

gamsee:

IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

brititch:

what does the fox say?

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"oh man!"

friendlycloud:

sikeslol:

friendlycloud:

eldritch-abomination:

drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf

enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves

Thanks, I will.

Idiot.

not living up to ur username “friendlycloud” now are we

Sorry. I’m not friendly today, but I’m still a cloud.

alamaris:

I’m going to assume one of my followers needed a corgi today, and leave this here.

しゃぼんハート