piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid

maddehhey:

assbutt-astronaut:

imjusttoocooltohaveagoodurl:

I sometimes wonder if Americans get this part of the film, because basically all the Swans in England belong to the Queen and it’s against the law to kill one, and because they’re Police Officers, they obviously can’t break the law so they save the Swan

I am an american and I had no idea thank

I am british and I had no idea thank

bwiefthepwesident:

“Stay single. I only say this because when you’re young and in love, everyone thinks they’re the exception…At your age, you can’t imagine it will ever be you, but it will be. Which is bad enough but what’s ever worse is how much you’ll feel like a failure, because when the person who knows you best loses interest, that really takes something out of you—like surgery, almost—and you really start to wonder if you’ll ever be whole again.”

Margaret Scully | Masters of Sex

niallerls:

MY UNCLE ALWAYS TELLS ME NEVER LET SOMEONE TELL U UR FAVORITE BAND IS A “PHASE” BECAUSE HES LOVED THE SPICE GIRLS FOR 17 YEARS AND HE STILL DOES

megaskyou:

sluttyteenwolf:

THIS DOG IS BETTER AT ART THAN I AM ARE U KIDDING ME

I guess you shouldn’t see the .gif of the elephant painting itself…

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